Author Archives: Kalyn Wolf

New Hours, & New Names

Things at Cloud Nine Flotation are dynamic! That means when inspiration hits, we act! In honor of national coming out day, I’m officially coming out as a Sci-Fi Nerd. To many this is no surprise, but I’ve been secretly calling my float tank a Tardis for years and now it’s official. Room #1 (which is bathed in a blue light) is now the Tardis Room and Room #2 (which is the tank with an LED light in it, and bathed in a purple light) is now the Stargate Room. What better names to depict a float tank than time portals right?

Also, we are expanding our Sunday hours to include the mornings. You can now float on Sunday Mornings at 9, 11, 1 and 3pm in the Tardis Room and 9:30, 11:30, 1:30 and 3:30 in the Stargate Room.

Fear, Anxiety & Floatier Things

October is typically a month of focus on scary things in our culture. Things that go bump in the night. Things that trigger our fears. Fears of mysterious threats in the dark, in particular.

So that’s what we’re focusing on too throughout the month of October. Fear, anxiety and things that go bump in the float.

Here’s a reality we don’t talk about very much: the majority of people are afraid of float tanks. And by “majority”, we’re guesstimating 50%+. So … most.

What is it that scares some people about floating? About floating in a saltwater solution in the dark?

Stranger Things Tucson

Certainly, we have some good evolutionary reasons for being wary of the dark. Thousands of years of being picked off by predatory creatures that emerge from the shadows will do that to our mammalian brains.

And fear of the deep is also well-programmed into our brains. Even though the solution in a float tank is only 11 inches deep, when you’re floating in the dark on 1,000 pounds of Epsom salts, we lose that sense altogether. At that point, we may as well be floating on the surface of an entire ocean. At night. And what’s in that ocean? What lurks beneath, waiting to devour us from below? Our brains have spent a long time becoming wired in preparation for that threat. Our skin even prunes to enable greater traction on rocky surfaces that will help us rapidly escape the water in the event of attack from below (according to one theory of pruning, at least).

But there’s a more emotional component to it than that. We conquered the power of flame and enjoyed warding off the creatures of the night with roaring fires for thousands of years too. And we generally stay out of the water now, having conquered it with boats. So we can only blame wolves in the shadows and monsters from the deep for so long.

Why is it that floating in the dark, alone with nothing but our thoughts, is more terrifying for many people than even the scariest horror movie? One study, conducted by Science Magazine, found that a lot of people would literally rather experience electric shock than be left alone with nothing to do.

Anybody who floats regularly will quickly tell you that floating is simply one of the most relaxing and happiness-inducing experiences imaginable. And yet this fear of floating among people who have not yet tried it persists.

It doesn’t help, of course, that pretty much every single reference to floating in major media portrays floating in a sinister light. The original offender, Altered States, in 1980 convinced us that float tanks would make us lose our minds, experience LSD-style hallucinations, and eventually turn into a primordial ooze. Minority Report suggested that the only applicable use for float tanks was for enslaved psychics to remote-view grisly murders. The Simpsons continued the conflation between floating and psychedelia with a trippy experience that Homer goes on in a float tank. Joe Rogan would later double down on that false association with constant discussion of powerful psychedelic experiences and floating in the same breath (we can’t tell you how many Rogan fans we’ve had to disappoint and re-educate on the comparatively much less psychologically interesting benefits that floatation therapy offers). When floating appeared on Fringe, it was couched as “ripping open consciousness”, with the main character being warned that she “might not come back” as the creaky metal hatch is closed on her. Later, Stranger Things would famously show a float tank – or at least a kiddie pool full of cold salt water – invoking inter-dimensonal travel and experiences of “Demogorgons”.

None of that is at all true, of course. People have beautiful, transcendent experiences. And certainly some difficult emotional stuff can arise to be dealt with (this is what makes it such an effective tool for managing PTSD). Rarely, though, is there a Demogorgon.

Between evolutionary fear of the dark, a psychoemotional resistance to being alone with our thoughts, and a constant barrage of wildly inaccurate and melodramatic media representations of sensory deprivation, it’s really no mystery why so many people feel so intimidated by it.

Throughout October, we’ll be breaking down some of those fears, explaining how floating is safe and fun, examining the mental nature of fear, and sharing how everyday people have used floating to conquer their own fears and anxieties.

So follow along with us for a month of Fear, Anxiety and Floatier Things as you enjoy your Halloween season.

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October Specials are Very Special Indeed!

For the entire month of October, Cloud Nine Flotation is offering a special for people who have never floated here before! $42 for a single 60 min float or $135 for 3 – 60 min floats! Go to and click on Monthly Specials to take advantage of the offer and book your appointment. This special expires in 3 months, so book your appointment soon. Coming in November, something VERY special.

Cloud Nine Flotation Enters it’s Second Year!!

October 1, 2016 marks the 2nd year Cloud Nine Flotation has been in business. It normally takes about 18 months to see real progress on a big project. After planting seeds every day, watering them. Making sure they get sun, you need to move on to the next set of seeds. It’s called inspired action. So I’m a thrilled beyond belief with the progress of Cloud Nine Flotation. In twelve short months I’ve met or exceeded my dreams. In October I’m very excited to also announce that we have been published in TWO local Tucson Magazines. The first is Natural Awakenings. You’ll find the article here: Natural Awakenings. The 2nd is Tucson Lifestyles Magazine, page 80 if you have the hard copy of the magazine. I’ll post the electronic version hopefully on Monday.

Life is a wonderful adventure. I never thought that after 27 years I’d be back in the business of Flotation Therapy. You never know where life will take you. Be open to all possibilities. It’s glorious.

Cloud Nine Flotation Changes (You’ll like these)

Changes include: Price Changes (Some up, some down, some gone, some new!); Service Changes; New changes to come!

It’s exciting for me to realize that a year has gone by since I first received the inspiration to re-open Cloud Nine Flotation. Our official anniversary is Sept 30, but I like Aug 1 because that’s when we were re-conceived. In this last year we’ve experienced wonderful things. We have floated over 600 wonderful people, expanded to include massage therapy with two wonderful Certified Massage Therapists, Mark Davenport and Monika McGill, and our retail store continues to please our customers with the best in Gourmet Culinary Salts, Handmade Bath Salts, Himalayan Salt Lamps, Crystal Singing Pyramids and gorgeous art work. Soon we will be adding Bio-Feedback sessions and a new device for bio-feedback for home use. We’ve been featured on the local news, magazines, several private newsletters, online magazines, and I was even featured as a “Woman to Watch” in a new online magazine. We’ve been participating at the Psychic Fair at the Doubletree Hotel on Alvernon, the first Sunday of the month for 3 months, and intend to continue. Our participation at the St. Phillips Farmer’s Market on every other Sunday has been a joy.  Upcoming we have many wonderful things in the works. Getting the word out about floating is my passion in life, and I couldn’t have spread the work without you!

Now that it’s been a year, I’ve taken the time to reassess what’s working and what’s not at Cloud Nine Flotation. The results are that I’ve retired some packages, and changed the prices on others. Some have gone up a bit, and some have come down a bit. We now have an automatic monthly float mini memberships to allow an avid flotation fan a once a month (or more) affordable floating experience. We also have the Heavenly Sandwich™ and the Deluxe Heavenly Sandwich™ for those who want a total relaxation reset. They are wonderful!

One of the most excited things for me personally is the upcoming Float Conference in Portland, OR Aug 19-21. I found out about it last year just days prior to the conference, and couldn’t attend because of timing. I promised myself I’d go in 2016 and going I AM! I’m looking forward to what I’ll learn, connect with old associates from the 1980’s float world, and new friends and associates I’ve met online. I’m taking some pretty cutting edge classes and plan on coming back with a new wealth of information to share. Because I have not yet found an intern (hint hint) I will have to close from Aug 19- 24 for floating only. The massage part of Cloud Nine will remain open. After the conference I’m going on to Eugene, OR where I moved from to Tucson in 2005. It will be the first time I’ve been back since then. I’m looking forward to seeing family and friends, and going to Cafe Yumm!!

I’m just about to put out the August Newsletter, which won’t be much different than this, but will have more specifics. If you want to see the new prices, please visit While you are there check out the “Links” page and watch the new video by Alex Gregory, Gold Metal winner for Rowing. Or just watch it here. Enjoy!

Alex Gregory MBE (Team GB Rowing), 2012 London Olympics Gold Medalist and captain for the Coxless Four in Rio 2016 Floats for post training recovery and relaxation. Watch his video testimonial and enjoy!

Alex Gregory, Gold Metal Olympian

Until next time, Float On!


10 Reasons to keep Epsom Salts in your House

Epsom Salts have long been used for easing muscle pain, constipation, and well…reasons explained in this video. Normally you might put a cup or two of Epsom Salt in your bath. Imagine entering a bath of 800 pounds of Epsom Salts. At Cloud Nine Flotation we use the highest quality, pharmaceutical epsom salts available. Enjoy this video and imagine yourself in an environment free of gravity, sound, and light. Now you are imagining the flotation tank environment.

Happy Father’s Day from Cloud Nine Flotation!

Sunday is Dad’s Special Day. Dad is so important. He works hard, he supports the family, and even though he may not always show it, he loves you. This year, give Dad a gift he’ll always remember; A Float session at Cloud Nine Flotation! After his float he’ll feel relaxed, and happy, and stress free. His skin will be soft and his body will feel wonderful! Want to REALLY pamper dad? Give him a Heavenly Sandwich™. A Float followed by a massage of his choice, followed by another float. It will give him a reset on life he’ll adore.

Book it all today at